April 1st Product Launch:
Lectrosonics, a world-renowned manufacturer of wireless microphone systems, is excited to announce the launch of LunaLink™, an industry-first wireless audio transmission system designed specifically for use on the moon. LunaLink™ will revolutionize extraterrestrial communication by providing crystal-clear audio transmission in a compact beltpack and receiver system. With this groundbreaking technology, Lectrosonics aims to strengthen the connection between Earth and the moon, making lunar broadcasts, productions, and communications seamless and efficient.
The LunaLink™ system has been engineered to withstand the harsh conditions of space, while maintaining a minimal, lightweight design that is perfect for space travel. Key Features of LunaLink™: Intergalactic Range: LunaLink™ boasts an unprecedented range of up to 384,400 kilometers (238,855 miles), allowing audio transmission between Earth and the moon without signal loss. Space-Grade Durability: Built with space-age materials, LunaLink™ can withstand extreme temperatures, radiation, and the vacuum of space, ensuring reliable performance during lunar missions. Intelligent Frequency Hopping: LunaLink™ employs advanced frequency-hopping technology to avoid interference from cosmic radiation and other extraterrestrial signals. Astro-Noise Reduction: Our proprietary Astro-Noise Reduction technology eliminates audio artifacts caused by cosmic background noise, ensuring crisp and clear audio transmission. Nuclear-Powered Operation: LunaLink™ is equipped with a plutonium battery, allowing the system to function indefinitely without the need for battery replacement.
Lectrosonics is proud to have developed this revolutionary product that will bring lunar audio transmission to a whole new level. “With all the renewed interest in lunar space travel, we knew this is the perfect opportunity to finally reveal the technology we have been keeping secret in our Roswell R&D office,” states Karl Winkler, VP of sales. “Now, as long as someone can afford the exorbitant cost and deal with the 1.28 seconds of latency each way, they’ll be able to mix from the comfort of Earth while the talent is working on the moon!” The LunaLink™ wireless microphone system is set to launch on April 1, 2023. Pre-orders can be placed by contacting our extraterrestrial sales team at 1-800-APRL-FIRST or visiting our website at www.lectrosonics.com/lunalink.
Remember, this announcement is only valid on April 1, so don’t miss your chance to be a part of this cosmic breakthrough!
*Special thanks to Charles Tomaras and Chat GPT for this press release.
